Healthy Cooking

by The Library of Congress

Question: Who would win the 2012 presidential election? Barack Obama or Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons?
“Over the last fifteen months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states, I think — one left ” -Barack Obama

“No, no. I have been practicing…I bowled a 129. It’s like — it was like Special Olympics, or something.” – Barack Obama

“Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under a McCain…administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change.” – Barack Obama

“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?” – Barack Obama

“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!” -Ralph Wiggum

“Oh boy… Sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!” -Ralph Wiggum

“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” -Ralph Wiggum

“It tastes like burning!” -Ralph Wiggum

Answer:

Answer by Hector
I’m a gulch.

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